edhardydouche:

FUN FACT: in the millions of years that dogs have existed they have never fucked up not even once

wheelcher2:

So You Call Me A Bitch? Well A Bitch Is A Dog. Dogs Bark. Bark Is On Trees. Trees Are A Part Of Nature. And Nature Is Beautiful (: So Yeah….Thanks For The Compliment (:

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

in a dark house all alone, scared *holds boobs*

imagine a guy floating in the air and masturbating; he’d literally be coming in the air tonight

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar